The Annual Wax, though a painful bore,
Could be worse, I could have to wax more!
I could be afflicted with downy bum cheeks,
Or hairy palms, or zebra streaks...
... just a thought
... I feel... yes there's another coming on...
My physique might be riddled with lady lumps,
But you can't make cute babies without a few bumps!
It's a work in progress, feel free to add any of your own.
I'm on a mission to turn any frown upside down, so next time you have a glum, fed up thought - if this weather continues it could be sooner than you think - turn it around. The results might surprise or at least inspire you:
The rain stopping play, is quite an intrusion,
Perfect for another picnic / den-building fusion... 