Deck the halls with scrap and refuse, fa la la la la la la la... laaaaaaa...
To make this, frankly beautsome Christmas garland, you will need:
A quantity of kitchen, toilet, wrapping paper rolls
Red paint
Scissors
Glue
A hole punch
Pegs
String
And then you...
And you...
And you...
Until...
And before you know it, it'll be time to roast your chestnuts! Ta daaaaa!